Maybe you shouldn’t have attempted to pay for a masters degree while your mom was jobless and you had no way to pay for it. Also, maybe a masters in roman history wasn’t a great choice, even though it was a major value add to your LARPing community.
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You could try getting a job while at school to pay for college. Craaaazy!
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My advice to you is to fake your death to eliminate your current outstanding loans, then reapply to school and try to finish in four years like everyone else this time. Also, if you sell your fancy phone that mommy bought you, that’s like $200, and assuming you live in new york, that equates to 27.58 hours of your minimum wage job, all of which you could spend like, doing homework or something.
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As a Siamese twin you should be making double money. It sucks that your twin is dyslexic and I’m sure that hinders her career opportunities. I’m sorry, you’ve been wronged. On the other hand, I poop 10 grand in school loans every day, so shove it.
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You have a lot of issues going on here. Just because you make your own bread doesnt make you a breadwinner. Actually, I know for a fact that it costs more in today’s modern society to make your own bread than it does to buy it. Yeast is crazy expensive. I think you have an unhealthy obsession with bread, and you should seek help for that. I’m also not sure what a high tech president is. This leads me to believe you sent tweets for a living and didnt actually do anything technical at all. My advice on that end is to get over yourself and look for a real job. Also, when starting your own business next time, you should come up with the business plan and secure capital before you order the foosball table and bouncy balls for your in-office transportation. That only worked for Google.
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Ah, I see the issue. You have been wronged your entire life by people who made you feel like you are actually something special. They were wrong for doing that. It must have hurt so bad falling from the top. That’s why it’s always better to be a born loser, like me! I have a job, an apartment and very soon, a 401k! You have been lulled into submission while I’ve been working like crazy for the past 25 years. I like to think that this was my parents’ secret plan all along. It’s too late for you though. Might I recommend the welfare that I pay for in every paycheck? Who’s laughing now?! I’m actually not sure…
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Spain pays top dollar for bulls used in the bull fighting arena. I think you might pass as top stock.
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My advice to you is to go to church. You are a history major, a fraud, and an optimist, and god obviously hates all of those.
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You’d be surprised what a treadmill and a good haircut can do for a girl.
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